chrishawn


gonzo



bangstar has been to the moon.
has saved the rainforests.
has cured all major diseases.
has exceeded all known bounds.
bangstar can beat up Mike Tyson with one hand.
bangstar can bend steel bars and move mountains.
bangstar is good for the goose and for the gander.
bangstar can make a rock so heavy it can't lift it.
bangstar has mapped the universe and created an exact duplicate.
bangstar has danced with angels and dined with Shakespeare.